He's fat, he's greedy, he's influential. The one and only Wario, me!
What?!?! Dr. Crygor is the star OF THE ENTIRETY OF THIS WARIOWARE FANSITE?!?! WAHHHHHHHHH!! IT SHOULDA BE ALL BOUT ME! LAME! Make me the star! Then I'll grab all the moo-lah and spend them EXTRAVAGANTLY!!!!!!! WAH HA HA HA HA!
What's up with Crygor sabotaging this Wario fansite! It's supposed to be mine! I've started my company back when I was inspired by some red bird eating bean game!! And meta info: There's a proto-game en-named Sound Bomber which was in those late 90s times! You play ultrashort black-and-white games starring your polygon and bam! Instant fun! Instant action! That's what got me started to found WarioWare, Inc., the best game company in the WHOLE WORLD!!!
If you think my art's gonna be very beautiful, you'll think again! My art will make everyone bow down to me! And what?! There's a new cartoon movie starring my rival????? I'll gimme myself a watch!
Just for the record, Wario sooooo LAZY! DANG! I HATE TYPING. MY FINGERS ACHE WHEN I TYPED THIS CRAP. SCRAM! (GARLIC, MY BELOVED!)