Wa-ha! I'm-a Wario! And today, I'm-a gonna show ya my thoughts on the new animated movie about my doppel ganger! Yah-hoo!
Woah! Didn't expect an airship to crash on the ice berg! King Koopa's minions step on the ice, approaching the owners of that ice castle o'er a there! Uh-oh!! But those penguins are adorbies! Wah! Do You Yield? He says. Go Bowser-a! He melts that stupid castle to waters! And an epic claim: No one's gonna stop him!
I was expecting to see-a me in the silver screen! But ah no! It's those Mario bros that make me jealous! Mario and Weegee! WAAAAAHHHH!! And they're plumbing?! Lame! They should-a steal golds like-a me! What?! They burst an entire sink! How silly of 'em! And worst of all, the bros' pops sounds like-a me! Jeez!!
Then some pipe pops-a, leaving the What-A city in floods-a! No rush for the Bros! They try to stop-a it! Failure. They end up in the Mush Kingdom because of a green tube!
Ok ok, no more! I don't wanna spoil ya all who gonna watch that movie! Bejeebus! But the animation's great-a! Yet the story's a-thin! That company's makin' a show-off-a themselves by putting myth gags and cameos and what-else in this film! WHERE'S-A ME!!!! GAAAA
