Well, well, I'm Mona (why do I have to keep introducing myself for every one of my pages?)! We're collecting the gossip on every corner of Diamond City, frequently or occasionally! Check 'em out, you'll never get bored! I've wrote all these articles by myself!
Diamond City's gonna hold a big celebration tonight that's gonna end summer vacation with a bang! Everyone's invited! What should I wear? Fancy dress? Pink? Turquoise?
I'm returning to high school full-time, so my gossips will be put on hold until I find some extra time.
Red was stirring up a lot of trouble in Diamond City today. He shapeshifted himself into different objects; typical of an imp like him. Red turned himself into a random streetlight that's jumping up and down, scaring citizens around. Then he next transformed into a ghost, spooking Dr. Crygor to tears until Red revealed himself!
I'm writing this on a tablet! So anyway, Joe has given me a cute plushy of Ashley! How thoughtful of him! Whoever inspired him to bring me a present like that? Maybe the tiny barista, as he's a fan of that witch?
Oh! You're talking about the Web master Dr. Crygor? Mike's been wanting him to feature him in some page! There's too much Crygor nonsense here anyways! I'm speculating he could put up a Mike music room? Or a karaoke page? I dunno. Ashley and Cricket also wish they have their own pages!
Hey! I've overheard that the magical witch, Ashley, has a massive collection of Geronimo Stilton books that she reads very rarely. You know, the redheaded rodent that kids love somewhat?! All of these Stilton books are in the Italian language. She might be of Italian descent! Remember when someone linked her parents to Count Cannoli?
Ana, and Luxeville Femme Lulu are having a great time today! They're having a slumber party, hitting each other with pillows. "Pillow Fight!" says Ana as she bats Lulu over the head with a very soft pillow.
Master Mantis-Cricket's mentor-is consoling a lonely Dr. Crygor with his hard-won tidbits of wisdom. Maybe he learned all that from the great philosopher Frogfucius...
Speaking of Crygor, everyone's been debating on the fact that "Dr. rhymes with Crygor." Debunked! Actually, the ending of "doctor" is pronounced as "er," while the ending for the latter word's pronounced as "or!" So maybe we can fool Orbulon for making this up!
Firstly by the way... I've also heard that Penny, the scientist's granddaughter, is testing her new invention on WarioWare's rival, Pyoro! This is an elixir that's supposed to give the bird even more vibrant feathers! Sadly for Pyoro, all it did was make him hop and hop, even screwing over Crygor's belongings! To add insult to his other incident...
Club Sugar, the city's hanging-out spot, will be expanding. Now a quarter of the city's gonna be a dance floor.
Another discovery I've made? Dr. Crygor's building a new invention! It allows you to create plushies as quick as a flash! Oh, how I love plushies! While he's busy with the construction of this invention, his granddaughter's gonna frolic around in the beach! With Mike!
It has been rumoured that Kat & Ana's long-lost parents are going to arrive in Diamond City! It's been centuries since they've last met.
9-Volt's finally met Tram and Poline, the universe's top acrobats. Will they help him with acrobatics?