Well, well, I'm Mona (why do I have to keep introducing myself for every one of my pages?)!

We're collecting the gossip on every corner of Diamond City, frequently or occasionally! Check 'em out, you'll never get bored! I've wrote all these articles by myself!

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2024年1月

19日

So here we are, with all second-quarterly tests finished. I'm a bit anxious to look at my test scores (jitters and chatters)! I've also witnessed Lulu grabbing one of Orbulon's rabbit minions, and oh was he angry! He told her to put them back, because the bunnies are his, and without the bunnies there's no way for Orbulon to conquer the Earth!

7日

First post of 2024. Ashley and Kat & Ana were outside watching the fireworks! So spectacular! The big break of this fireworks performance was that they put out a Wario-shaped firework, all thanks to Wario himself and Dr. Crygor! And then, that's it! That's the celebration!

2023年12月

25日

From the bottom of my busy heart, Merry Christmas! Diamond City tonight was decked out with Christmas decorations, but as far as I know, Christmas truly comes from the heart, not the gifts.

24日

It's Christmas Eve. The other day, I watched the new "Bonker" movie. Although I feel that the guy who played Bonker was miscast, the scene where the customers angrily sabotaged his store (due to poisoned chocolate) is very heart breaking. Overall, the execution of this origins movie is good.

20日

Phew! I spent so much time editing in the MarioWiki, that my muscles ached. My busy jobs always leave me cramping at the end of the day. I have so much work to do, even during winter break!

18日

A day before the Christmas party! I'm going to dress up as a snow fairy! But I'm not sure if the costume'd fit on me.

Thinking about Penny? Listen: she got dirty for the first time in weeks! Some animal splashed mud on her labcoat, staining it. Crygor was surprised to see her all mucky and dirty. Poor Penny.

15日

If you are using a website called CatBox to host your media, here's a thing you need to worry: some countries prevent CatBox-hosted media from showing! I once went into a website that had pretty graphics, but unfortunately they are broken because of CatBox not showing up. Use File.Garden instead if you wanna host your files outside of Neocities.

10日

Spitz had a little trouble picking out a Secret Santa. 9-Volt, too. I wouldn't tell you who's the Secret Santa because of the universal wish laws. Wanna see who's my Secret Santa? [REDACTED] They're gonna give me something extra pretty!

9日

I watched a random movie called Bratz: Starrin' & Stylin'. Honestly, it was quite good. Brings the nostalgia outta me while also giving life lessons. Anyways, it's almost winter break! One more week of high school and it's party time! That is, if I could do my homework on time...

Crygor's too obsessed with roses! During one of his lab works, he daydreamed about him bathed in roses. What's up with his affinity for roses? We'll never know! Just kidding. I asked Crygor about this and what did he say to me? "Oh, I indeed adore their sweet-smelling fragrance. It is very nice. Can you ever fantasize a compartment that has the scent of roses?" Oh, he loves it 'cause of fragrance? That gives: I should buy some rose-scented cosmetics next. I'd too love to be bathed in roses!

8日

Oh! It's I, Mona! I forgot to tell you that 9-Volt has set up his own version of "Fix-It Felix, Jr." It's called Fix-It Felix, Js., because most of it is written in J-ava S-cript. That little fanboy can code anything... Anyway, here's a longplay of the beta version.

Yesterday was the anniversary of the PlayStation game PaRappa the Rapper. To celebrate, Ana, being a ninja who loves flowers, bought a Sunny Funny plushie, who by the way is an anthropomorphic flower. Ana put this doll on her head and curled up with a good picture book. Kat was upset when she noticed that little flower plushie atop her little sister's head.

7日

Ugh, again I've to deal with 9-Volt, the WIR fanatic who's looking for more official Fix-It Felix stuff. Lately, he's found coverage of a lost Japanese MMO game called "Disney Magical World Online" aka "Disney Magic Castle Online". The avatars are so cute, it gave me inspo for my future doodles.

And do you know which costumes it featured? Felix! and Vanellope!

Unfortunately, we've only found this tiny image, as the Archive hasn't even archived all the DMCO clothing and furniture. Luckily, I've used my awesome graphic skills to recreate this Fix-It Felix chibi.

We'll be scouting for high-quality images of DMCO soon...

11月

24日

Holy smokes!! 9-Volt has been screwing up this fansite by pasting pictures and adding pages about his favorite film. He should be warned of his shoehorning. THIS fansite is all about WarioWare, not his fave movie! I'm calling 5-Volt right now. She should warn him.

10月

19日

Golly! I saw this cute little guy clad in blue. I think his name is Felix...? And he has some sorta hammer that fixes stuff instantly. Cool! I think I could use that hammer to repair my scooter...

14日

The Tube's been banning users for using ad blockers, so here's the deal: Use a neat extension to redirect all Tube links to Invidious.

13日

Oh, no, it's Friday the 13th! Expect tons of bad luck out there. I just saw Dribble's taxi break down by bad luck... he and Spitz were so angry... that day has to blame!

6日

We're expecting a demonstration version of Wario's new video game soon. There's lots of happy buzz surrounding it; can't wait for us to have a go at this up and coming game! Wario's almost done with the post-production of our lines and scenes, and microgames.

4日

Today at Luxeville, there's a new toilet. Whatsit? It can wash your thing using a built-in dispenser that spews out bubbly soap! Lulu says, "The all-new high-tech toilet!". Dr. Crygor would be utterly impressed by this machine.

9月

26日

I noticed that 9-Volt and Ashley were eating too much junk food. So I hosted a discussion on healthy eating. If Ashley consumes too much doughnuts, she wouldn't be shapely anymore! And same goes for 9-Volt, who is already suitably chubby. Fortunately, Kat & Ana, despite their huge cravings, burn their fats frequently! All those journeys and adventures have really did an effect on their body composition.

23日

Mona here! Lately, Orbulon has been traveling around Diamond City in his Oinker to search for ancient artifacts. What did he find? Incan remains and Japanese dolls. And what did they cost? Priceless! I'd estimate they value up to $1000 and $1580...

22日

If you're wondering why I'm putting messages in here occasionally rather than frequently, I have some high school to work on! Anyways, Dr. Crygor, Penny, and Mike, were seen bicycling at the Crystal Park. I thought Crygor hated shaky terrain...

What's up with Wario? Why did he turn purple? Dr. Crygor snuck a vaccine inside one garlic clove, that made Wario change color when ingested. It's fortunate that he reverted after around five hours!

31日

Diamond City's gonna hold a big celebration tonight that's gonna end summer vacation with a bang! Everyone's invited! What should I wear? Fancy dress? Pink? Turquoise?

8月

28日

I'm returning to high school full-time, so my gossips will be put on hold until I find some extra time.

27日

Red was stirring up a lot of trouble in Diamond City today. He shapeshifted himself into different objects; typical of an imp like him. Red turned himself into a random streetlight that's jumping up and down, scaring citizens around. Then he next transformed into a ghost, spooking Dr. Crygor to tears until Red revealed himself!

26日

I'm writing this on a tablet! So anyway, Joe has given me a cute plushy of Ashley! How thoughtful of him! Whoever inspired him to bring me a present like that? Maybe the tiny barista, as he's a fan of that witch?

Oh! You're talking about the Web master Dr. Crygor? Mike's been wanting him to feature him in some page! There's too much Crygor nonsense here anyways! I'm speculating he could put up a Mike music room? Or a karaoke page? I dunno. Ashley and Cricket also wish they have their own pages!

25日

Hey! I've overheard that the magical witch, Ashley, has a massive collection of Geronimo Stilton books that she reads very rarely. You know, the redheaded rodent that kids love somewhat?! All of these Stilton books are in the Italian language. She might be of Italian descent! Remember when someone linked her parents to Count Cannoli?

24日

Ana, and Luxeville Femme Lulu are having a great time today! They're having a slumber party, hitting each other with pillows. "Pillow Fight!" says Ana as she bats Lulu over the head with a very soft pillow.

Master Mantis-Cricket's mentor-is consoling a lonely Dr. Crygor with his hard-won tidbits of wisdom. Maybe he learned all that from the great philosopher Frogfucius...

Speaking of Crygor, everyone's been debating on the fact that "Dr. rhymes with Crygor." Debunked! Actually, the ending of "doctor" is pronounced as "er," while the ending for the latter word's pronounced as "or!" So maybe we can fool Orbulon for making this up!

23日

Firstly by the way... I've also heard that Penny, the scientist's granddaughter, is testing her new invention on WarioWare's rival, Pyoro! This is an elixir that's supposed to give the bird even more vibrant feathers! Sadly for Pyoro, all it did was make him hop and hop, even screwing over Crygor's belongings! To add insult to his other incident...

22日

Club Sugar, the city's hanging-out spot, will be expanding. Now a quarter of the city's gonna be a dance floor.

Another discovery I've made? Dr. Crygor's building a new invention! It allows you to create plushies as quick as a flash! Oh, how I love plushies! While he's busy with the construction of this invention, his granddaughter's gonna frolic around in the beach! With Mike!

It has been rumoured that Kat & Ana's long-lost parents are going to arrive in Diamond City! It's been centuries since they've last met.

9-Volt's finally met Tram and Poline, the universe's top acrobats. Will they help him with acrobatics?

Mona rambles about her interests and Diamond City secrets. It's gonna be one interesting read, for sure.