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Orbulon Here

It is I, the great Orbulon. Earthlings, I have discovered your very diverse culture. Now, allow me to process this darling culture. (...) Done. It's now been processed. Well, after further inspection, your culture has more color than mine, in terms of arts and architecture. Our alien culture has weird colors, but yours? It has the right colors to put in my palette.

The methodology of this analysis has been done by my loyal Space Hares. They have been so loyal to me, they've offered to cover for me, as I am too sleepy to do this. Now, it has so been done, and this culture of yours is so unique, I'm gonna take over your planet. What is in store for me?

How did I discover your planet? Well, my UFO collided with an asteroid, and down down down it goes into the Earth and into Diamond City. That is also how I found Wario.

First of all, the food. Your planet's fruits look and taste delicious. I've tried them, and yes, they are colorful and tasty at the same time. Personally, the burger is my favorite. I've sampled from Gigantaburger, and oh do they sell great-tasting fast food! But I don't want to get too corpulent, so I just took in one and a half courses...

Next is your planet's tradition. Everywhere I go, I see different aesthetics. Oh, from country to country. Each country has its own aesthetic, and they are all beautiful. We must not let prejudice divide these countries, because every country is unique.

Lastly, I would like to thank you for sharing to me your culture...it really is wonderful. Now I am off to my UFO, discovering more planets.