Salutations, gentleman. I am the genius Dr. Crygor. Are you here so that you can listen to my FAQ? I will be enthused to. Scroll down to scan my frequently-asked questions, or if you were not amused by such loquacious texts, you could just dress me up.
Why are you wearing those robotic fixtures?
This? Oh, goodness. Blame it all on some unexplained laboratory incident.
Har, har har! Why are you bald?! Your scalp looks like an egg! Har har!
HOW DARE YOU?!?! Anger and annoyance aside, my baldness was due to me aging.
Speaking of aging, how would you see yourself in twenty years?
*goes to time machine*
I look sad...
What is your favorite food?
My preferred consumable? Allow me to ponder on this for a moment...
Ah! Like my good friend Wario, I am amored by those white bulbous herbs he calls garlic. And the best dessert there is, is presumably the roll cake recipe originating from the European nation known as Switzerland. But above all, everything else, the best consumable ever is the tea, coming from the brewable leaves of the tea plant. I tried combining such with coffee, and it tasted anomalic...
How old are you?
Muhahahaha! I'm a centenarian! So I came into this planet in, um, er, the very early twentieth century!!
