Aaaaaaaashley...... You know her name.
Ho ho there, muggle. I am Ashley... Here are some otherworldly consumables that I somehow must recommend to you.
Great!
Apple
Mr. Munroe (warning: mild language) says that green apples are more appetizing than the red ones.
Donut
Irresistibly delicious...
French toast
Now, you probably might be thinking about that song which goes... "Do You Like Waffles? Pancakes? French Toast?" It's so annoying, my ears had burnt.
Mandrake
Down the Wario's hatch it goes... he turns now into a famed superhero.
Mushroom
The greatest potion ingredient ever known in the universe.
Peach
Peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches... oooooh you're so coooooool.
Ramen
And I quote, "zuzutto", that feeling of silkiness that occurs when you slip this slippy thing into your mouth.
Sushi
Too Japanese for my tastes... I want weird food.
Tuna
Isn't that the name of Dr. Crygor's weird babifying invention?
Behold my new concoction: it will totally make you have super powers, you Muggle. Try it, even if you don't like the taste. Har har de har har. What does it do? It will gain you the ability to fly, even without forcing an imp to shapeshift into one. One day, you might get used to it... Have fun.
I was planning to create another one that I would have liked to show you, but unfortunately, it was bungled... I think I had gotten the ingredients wrong... can you show me which one?
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