Obviously, my fansite is inspired by all things WarioWare. You can tell by looking at the characters. They're WarioWare employees.
WHOA! 
Crygor has invaded this page! Girls rule!
The webmaster (or web-mistress, considering her gender), is too lazy to make one here; but I, a girl genius myself, found one about page! Fellas, check it out right now if you're worried about her, um, other projects! See ya!
From yours truly,
To satiate your disappointment, I have here provided a picture of me having fun with my grandpa!
He's very cool, that's what inspired me to create my very own inventions!
Y-you want more postcards?!?! Actually, they're polaroids, and there're plenty of 'em! Uh, yeah! My cuteness, preserved in polaroid film, will make you cry with joy! And there's also pictures of my grandpa, wearing pink.
Why are you calling yourself cute?!
With my adorable prescription glasses, my face overall shall be considered cute! Have you ever read the TV Tropes entry for "Bespectacled Cutie?"
What's that cowlick on your hair?
I've researched this topic and found out it's a result of heredity!
Why're you padding your page with polaroids?
Um, polaroid photos are cute, by my standards. Regular store-printed photos just don't capture the magic of cuteness!
I wanna leave this pink mess of a page!!
You don't like it?! Aww...
