9-Volt

HEY!! HEY! HEY!!!1!!

IT'S BEEN DAYS SINCE I EVER HAD HANDS ON A COMPUTER, AND HERE I AM, MAKING A TESTIMONIAL FOR THIS "CRYGOR HAVING A WEIRD CRISIS" WHATEVdwfhawabwfkb. MY BUD, 18-VOLT, IS - OH MY GASH - WATCHING "ACROSS THE SPIDER UNIVERSE" WITH MY MAMA RIGHT NOW AAAAAAAHHH THE BEAUTIFUL GRAPHICS!!!!

Sorry for my uproar. It's just that I'm very excited for this Web site. I wish that it had more gamer goodies in it! (sigh) But wanna say something about "Crygor Existental Crisis"? The aesthetic is SO GOOOOD THAT IT FEEL I'M LOOKING AT A VIDEO GAME MENU RIGHT NOW! (Wanna play "Kirby and the Forgotten Lands" with me?)

My favorite food? It's gotta be cake. That taste can't resist! Once I got my hands on a strawberry shortcake (If you're talking about the world-famous toon, you're sorry, this is about the food right now), I got my mouth all wet. I just knew that this taste experience would be a blast! And I was right, that shortcake was sooooooooooooo yummmmmmmyyyyyy!! My taste prefs are usually of the sweet to savory range. That's it. (It kind of stinks to control me in that WarioWare game about using characters to beat microgames)

Buh-bye

P.S.: Wanna see some WarioWare fan merch?!?! And may I share to you Web pages of this fansite that AREN'T related to our company?!?! Please? PLEASE?!