Facts About WarioWare
Earthling, I'm going tell you tidbits about the universe. Read and learn is the game. (I made up these facts so you might do not believe Orbulon me.)
- Dr. rhymes with Crygor.
- Crygor is not technically a cyborg. I seen him detach his fixtures to reveal his intact limbs. And his real eyes a black dotty look.
- My UFO is small outside. But look inside it! So spacious, you can fit world souvenirs infinitely.
- Based on pure speculation the parental units of Mona are Luigi and Daisy. Not sure. We maybe will find her real parental units.
- My cranium shaped like bowling pin.
- Huh? My eyes? Orbulon's eyes are hidden! But tilt twist the world around Orbulon and you see my eyes indigo color.
- Wario, you need see this. A phone game about saving humanoid beans from their doom has been copying your games style.
